Dear Advice Chick,
I like oral sex very much. But my wife doesn’t even like to talk about. My girlfriend is highly interested in oral sex and is willing to do anything for me. At the same time I don't like to cheat on my wife. I can't live without oral sex. What should I do? Please advise me. Many times I have asked my wife to give me head but she refuses and yells at me. My girlfriend is willing to do it as long as I like. Please advise me.
Advice Chick replies,
Ever heard the term “a day late and a dollar short?” You should have asked me this question BEFORE you said your I do’s to Mrs. I Don’t. Did you and your wife ever talk about your sexual hang-ups, wants, needs, and non-negotiables prior to getting married?
Knowing that you like to have your Magic Stick licked low, why marry a lick-less lady who always tells you NO? Since you can’t live without oral sex, make like an actor in a classic kung fu flick and, “prepare to die!” Seriously though, if you’re still newlywed, you might want to consider an annulment. Visit http://www.divorcenet.com for info. Lack of sexual compatibility just might be serious enough to get you off the hook with Mrs. No Lick the Magic Stick.
Dear Advice Chick,
I’m writing you for a friend. My friend is 22 years old and his girlfriend is 20. She wants him to be romantic, but he has no money to spend. What should I tell him?
Advice Chick replies,
Tell him to get a JOB! Yes, he and his girl can stroll through the park, romp on the beach, and hit the museums on FREE day, but that isht gets old fast. This reminds me of the time I went on a first (and last) date with this BA, (Broke A$$). A friend introduced me to this guy, right? Well, we talked on the phone for a bit, and he asks me to attend his brother’s party. I was like, ok. I met him at the club, and we went in. It’s an o.k. spot. We’re talking and whatever, right? Here comes the waitress. She asked, “what are you guys having?“ He was like, “oh, nothing. We straight.“ Say what? Fool a$$, YOU straight! “I” want an Apple Martini! To make a loooong story short, I had to make a quick run, and I kept running.
My point is, money can’t buy you love, but it can buy an Apple Martini … or a hot dog, or cotton candy, or even flowers. Remember the sage words of Gwen Guthrie, “no romance without finance.”
