Funny- Cheesy Pickup Lines
Smile and a use a joking tone in your voice with these lines. All you want to do is make her laugh.
That's a great looking dress. Can you take it off so I can get a better look at it?
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
What's your sign? (tried but true, saying with a joking smile)
Hi, do you have you got a little Irish / German / Spanish / Italian / etc. in you? Do you want some?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
You have nice arms. (She might be caught off guard with such an unusual complement - your just trying to make her laugh).
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Do you ski? (You then demonstrate your abilities).
Do you sleep on your stomach? (any comment) Can I?
You've been a bad bad girl. Go to my room!
Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I’d certainly like to make your bed rock.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
They say the good-looking ones travel in pairs, and that's certainly true in your case.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
This drink's on me. Maybe I'll be on you later...
Also, visit: Pickup Lines by Sign
Submit your 'pickup line' and be featured on our homepage: info@free-dating-service .info.
|
